When the Shirts Come Marching On

Greetings. Here are some new announcements from the good people at Sautern Enterprise.

On Monday, the tech team went over to Palma Housing for a Q & A session regarding the database management software we would be building for them.

As expected, the process was a lot more painful than it should have been, seeing as the database management software, like the auctioning software we first developed for Palma Housing, would soon become another complex software suite with added features such as a billing management software.

1. This wouldn't be so bad, if we had more programmers on the team; because more work means a better pay, and we are talking a major growth in revenue here Mac.

Speaking of which, here's a list of preferred requirements applicants for the programming job at Sautern should have:

For web programming purposes, applicants should be

• Comfortable with PHP and MySql;

• Well versed in HTML, XML, Javascript and CSS.

Interactive graphic design is also an integral part of our software development process. As such, applicants must have

• Appropriate knowledge of any graphic editing software, e.g., Photoshop, Gimp, CorelDraw;

• An understanding of web designing software, e.g., Dreamweaver;

• Effortless mastery of Flash animation and action scripts.

Since our major source of income is based on a project-by-project basis, programmers working with the team will be paid based on a negotiated percentage of any profit made.

For a historical example, read up on Alec Guinness on his paycheck for Star Wars, in which he was paid a percentage of the profits (aka the biggest paycheck he ever received in his life).

In a related development, we have decided on a motto for our clothing line, which will be introduced soon to close associates of Sautern.

We are holding on to the motto for now to prevent any stealing of ideas pending our trademark application.

That's all for now. May your days be slightly less hazier.